Reason No. 9: He looks even better embossed.
PAT THE BAT FOR THE 2010 ASG!
- The chance to wear his local fast-pitch softball league’s t-shirt at the All Star Game.
- 69 OPS+ before being released by Tampa Bay this season. Also a .202 average and a .625 OPS.
- If you were a baseball player, he’d vote for you.1
- In memory of Bar Noir in Philadelphia.
- That time he hit the home run right at the Phillie Phanatic do you remember that shit it was amazing.
MORE REASONS TO COME!
1 Joke stolen from The Simpsons.